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Virginity T-Shirt Sparks Controversy In Small Town
“A Christian family was stunned to discover their teenage daughter was told to take off her ‘virginity rocks’ t-shirt – because it could lead to awkward conversations about sex. Chloe Rubiano, an eighth-grade student at Fayetteville, Arkansas, was told to replace the item with a standard-issue gym shirt because it …
Read More »Concert Goer Embarrassingly Waves Prosthetic Leg To Appease Kanye West
“Kanye West refused to continue his show on Friday night in Sydney, Australia until the entire audience was standing and dancing in physical Yeezus worship. Unfortunately for Kanye’s self-esteem, one of the audience members had a prosthetic leg and another used a wheelchair. One concertgoer told the Daily Mail that …
Read More »Hollywood Actress Refuses To Show Police Her ID Citing Racism
“‘Django Unchained’ star Daniele Watts claims she was unlawfully detained by police Thursday after they saw her kissing her white boyfriend in a car and allegedly mistook her for a prostitute. In a Facebook post dated Sept. 11, Watts wrote that she was “handcuffed and detained” by two Studio City …
Read More »OITNB Writer Comes Out As Gay And Divorces Husband
“In what is arguably the greatest love story of our time, or at least this week in particular, “Orange Is The New Black” writer Lauren Morelli has broken up with her husband and since begun dating Samira Wiley, the actress who plays Poussey on the show. According to Morelli, it …
Read More »Urban Outfitters ‘Unintentionally’ Sells Bloody Kent State Sweatshirts
“In its endless quest to seem edgy, Urban Outfitters has gone too far once more. The store offered a one-of-a-kind Kent State University sweatshirt splattered with red coloring for $129. The tactless garment is a clear reference to the 1970 killing of four students protesting the Vietnam War by the …
Read More »Texas Sheriff Threatens To Send ISIS To Hell on Fox News
“Gary Painter, Sheriff from Midland County, Texas, warned Fox & Friends’ Elisabeth Hasselbeck that not only was ISIS poised to sneak into the U.S through the porous Texas-Mexico border, but that based on evidence he’d heard of, “Muslims” were already being smuggled across. He presented no evidence that the alleged …
Read More »Panicky Republican Senator Says The US Must Invade Syria
“As the United States begins to deepen ties with moderate Syrian rebels to combat the extremist group ISIS, also known as the Islamic State, a key component of its coalition appears to have struck a non-aggression pact with the group. “According to Agence France-Presse, ISIS and a number of moderate …
Read More »Cenk Offers The “Uygur Maneuver” To Handle ISIS Militants
Republicans consistently complain about the President’s strategy on ISIS, yet offer no real alternatives as to how they would address the issue. Meanwhile, Democrats – for fear of looking weak – advocate bombings and military action, without explaining how that will create a stable, long-term solution to the ISIS problem. …
Read More »Kentucky Democrat’s Weak-Ass TV Commercial Against Mitch McConnell
“U.S. Senate candidate and Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes (D) goes skeet-shooting in her campaign’s latest television ad in an attempt to make it clear that she’s ‘not Barack Obama.’ “The ad, released Monday, has Grimes firing critiques toward her opponent, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), as …
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