Jimmy and Kate take turns trying to stump each other about what item is hidden inside their mystery boxes. Part 2 of 2. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like …
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Box of Lies with Kate Hudson — Part 1
Jimmy and Kate take turns trying to stump each other about what item is hidden inside their mystery boxes. Part 1 of 2. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like …
Read More »Woman Posts Sex Life Spreadsheet From Bitter Husband On Reddit
“The key to improving intimacy is creating a spreadsheet to document all the times you felt rejected and then emailing said spreadsheet to your partner, right? Wrong. For some reason, though, one unnamed man presumably thought it would be a good idea to do just that. So, he set up …
Read More »Conservative Threatens Homosexual Dog
“The youth leader of a far-right British political party threatened his dog on Facebook over the animal’s homosexual behavior. “I wish my dog would stop licking the penises of other male dogs,” said Jack Andrew Renshaw, the leader of BNP Youth. “I love you, Derek (my dog) — but — …
Read More »46,000 Inmates Get Prison Sentences Reduced
“The U.S. Sentencing Commission on Friday unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms. The move follows a decision in April to reduce future sentences by about two years, but will soon apply to those already behind bars so long as Congress …
Read More »Israeli PM: We Kill Palestinians Because Hamas Wants ‘Telegenically Dead’
“Reiterating a point made in an interview on This Week with George Stephanopoulos, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Sunday morning that Hamas was intentionally endangering Palestinian civilians to create gruesome images that would turn the international community against Israel. “We’re sad for every civilian casualty,” Netanyahu …
Read More »Netanyahu Bragged He Has America Wrapped Around His Finger
“A newly released video of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu could add some additional strain to the sometimes tense relationship between him and President Obama. In the video, which is from 2001, Netanyahu — who reportedly did not know his speech was being recorded — speaks frankly in Hebrew about …
Read More »‘They Were Already Dead’ & Other INSANE Russian Conspiracies About Downed Jet
“Did you know Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 was full of corpses when it took off from Amsterdam? Did you know that, for some darkly inexplicable reason, on July 17, MH17 moved off the standard flight path that it had taken every time before, and moved north, toward rebel-held areas outside …
Read More »Gaza & Ukraine ‘Drama’ Are Obama’s Fault, Say GOP Attack Dogs
“On her radio show Monday, conservative talker Laura Ingraham floated the idea that President Barack Obama and the news media are using the Israeli-Gaza conflict and Malaysia Flight 17 to distract Americans from undocumented immigrants crossing the U.S. border. “These are important stories, I’m not saying they’re not,” Ingraham said. …
Read More »Is ‘Anal Jihad’ As Dirty And Sinful As It Sounds?
“Yes, “anal jihad” is not the name of a porno: according to prominent Egyptian cleric Mazhar Shahin, the Muslim Brotherhood has issued a fatwa permitting “anal jihad,” a.k.a. man-on-man anal sex, between jihadis fighting far away from their wives. “They practice homosexuality with one another, thinking, wrongly, that this constitutes …
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