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Full Contest coverage of the 2013 World Deep-Fried Asparagus Eating Champion, held at the Stockton Asparagus Festival, Stockton, CA. This contest is a Major League Eating officially sanctioned event. *Spoiler*- This is the first time I have ever beaten the World #1 Ranked Eater Joey Chestnut!!! HUGE accomplishment for myself, …

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Welcome to The Verge Mobile show, where Chris Ziegler, Dan Seifert, and Dieter Bohn and David Peirce discuss the week’s biggest mobile news. This week, we talk about the Galaxy S4, Blackberry Q10, WWDC, and more! More from The Verge: Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=theverge Check out our full video catalog: http://www.youtube.com/theverge/videos Visit …

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After receiving some bad intel last week, WSBN’s Dan Rubenstein decided the only true way to make it up to his listeners and viewers would be to dedicate 48 straight hours to broadcasting his draft reactions. America is clearly better for it. Photo Credit: Jerry Lai/USA Today

FOX Sports columnist Peter Schrager joins Matt Ufford to recap the 2013 NFL Draft, declare his love for the event, and talk about Andy Reid’s impeccable Hawaiian shirt game.

Welcome to Eater’s newest video series WE LOVE FOOD, in which a group of comedians tackles the weird, wild, and wacky food world news of the past month. Read more here: http://eater.com/archives/2013/05/02/we-love-food-1.php Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=eater1 Watch our new series, Consumed The Ramenrrito: Even better when you’re stoned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrniQmBOEhM&list=PLUeEVLHfB5-S6yEm-g2fbaONU6dZPOQvY Honey pizza: The …

“Ask Jimmy” is back! The Late Night Bloggers sat down the Jimmy before the show to ask him a bunch of the fun questions that you submitted this week. Part 2 of 2. Got your own question for Jimmy? You can submit it here: http://www.latenightjimmy.tumblr.com/ask Subscribe NOW to The Tonight …