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Read More »Monthly Archives: January 2013
CHEATER Lance Armstrong Confesses to Oprah
“Oprah Winfrey said today that disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong came well prepared for their highly anticipated interview, although he “did not come clean in the manner [she] expected.” Winfrey, who discussed the interview on “CBS This Morning” today, said, “We were mesmerized and riveted by some of his answers. I …
Read More »Theme Park Disaster by Glenn Beck
“Glenn Beck, champion of even-keeled ideas, has a great plan to ruin your summer vacation and/or life with a new planned community/theme park hybrid called Independence, USA. Independence, USA will combine the long lines of Disney World with the Christmas light regulations of the suburbs or, in Beck’s own words, …
Read More »Zombie Titles – More Horrifying Than Home Foreclosure
“Five years ago, Keller, 10 months behind on his mortgage payments, received notice of a foreclosure judgment from JP Morgan Chase. In a few weeks, the bank said, his three-story house with gray vinyl siding in Columbus, Ohio, would be put up for auction at a sheriff’s sale.”* “Zombie titles” …
Read More »Ugly Wives Ruining Marriage says Pat Robertson
“Pat Robertson said that “awful-looking” women are to blame for a romance-deficient marriages. It all started when a 17-year-old boy wrote to Maxim magazine asking for advice on how to get his videogame-loving dad to pay more attention to his mom. Robertson decided to offer the teen some advice of …
Read More »Gun-Mandatory ‘Citadel’ Compound is Totally Not a Cult
“A group of survivalists with a vision of a walled and armed community is planning to build in North Idaho. The community is to be called “The Citadel”, a place where initial members, or as they’re calling themselves “pioneers”, envision 3,500 to 7,000 families of “Patriotic Americans” living. The group …
Read More »Top CNET Writer Resigns in Protest
“A senior writer for CNET, the technology news Web site owned by CBS, resigned on Monday after the site was barred from presenting an award to a company being sued by CBS. Greg Sandoval, a former reporter for The Washington Post and The Los Angeles Times who has spent the …
Read More »Porn Exterminating Pubic Lice (NSFW)
“Pubic lice, the crab-shaped insects that have dwelled in human groins since the beginning of history, are disappearing. Doctors say bikini waxing may be the reason. Waning infestations of the bloodsuckers have been linked by doctors to pubic depilation, especially a technique popularized in the 1990s by a Manhattan salon …
Read More »Obama Impeachable For Gun Control Override?
“Former Reagan Attorney General Edwin Meese, now a prominent emeritus official at the Heritage Foundation, became the latest conservative to warn that President Obama could risk impeachment if he takes executive action on reducing gun violence in an interview Monday night.”* According to Former Reagan Attorney General Edwin Meese and …
Read More »How Your T-Shirt Can Make a Difference | National Geographic
Did you know that the t-shirt on your back has a major impact on the planet? Producing it took 2,700 liters of water, plus it takes a lot of energy to get it from the cotton fields to your closet. But some of your t-shirt’s biggest impacts are in how …
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