{"id":41797,"date":"2018-03-09T16:04:10","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T16:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/funane.com\/fr\/2018\/03\/09\/norman-la-chanson-du-faux\/"},"modified":"2018-03-09T16:04:10","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T16:04:10","slug":"norman-la-chanson-du-faux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funane.com\/fr\/2018\/03\/09\/norman-la-chanson-du-faux\/","title":{"rendered":"NORMAN – LA CHANSON DU FAUX"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2b07\ufe0f LIEN POUR ACHETER MON LIVRE \u2b07\ufe0f
\nhttps:\/\/bit.ly\/3m8XxnS<\/a>
\nProd by Missak (Youtube : https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/missaktv<\/a> \/\/ Instagram : https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/missakinsta<\/a>)
\nR\u00e9alis\u00e9 par David Fontao
\n\u00c9crit par Norman Thavaud et Missak<\/p>\n

Chef op\u00e9rateur : Stanislas Cadeo
\nChef \u00e9lectricien : Tomas Smith
\nStagiaire image : L\u00e9na<\/p>\n

Ing\u00e9nieur du son : Maxime Bahlis <\/p>\n

Chef Costumi\u00e8re : Mathilde Bordes
\nChef Maquilleuse : Elodie M\u00fcller<\/p>\n

Charg\u00e9 de figuration : Damien Dupuy<\/p>\n

Monteur : Florian Hautekiet
\nEtalonneur : Florian Jarry
\nMixage : J\u00e9r\u00e9my Barrault<\/p>\n

Danseuses :
\nSoleila Chaou
\nStessy Emelie
\nSt\u00e9phanie Le Blavec
\nIn\u00e8s Vandamme Temperville<\/p>\n

Basketteur : Melvin (Instagram : https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/mlvin__\/<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Produit par Miniprod
\nDirectrice de production : Blanche Martin
\nCharg\u00e9e de production : Agn\u00e8s Lepeu<\/p>\n

Merci \u00e0 la Hoops Factory d’Aubervilliers pour son accueil !! (https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/HoopsFactoryParis\/<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Merci aux abonn\u00e9s pour leur participation. <\/p>\n

CHANSON DU FAUX \/\/ PAROLES<\/p>\n

DJ Khaled ! We the best music ! C\u2019est faux, c\u2019est Missak \u00e0 la prod.<\/p>\n

1er COUPLET :
\nQuand y\u2019a pas de t\u00e9moin aux toilettes je me lave quand m\u00eame les mains FAUX
\nLors d\u2019une soir\u00e9e Netflix \u00e0 deux on voit l\u2019film jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la fin FAUX
\nJ\u2019ai vraiment lu tous les livres qu\u2019il y a dans ma biblioth\u00e8que FAUX
\nYoutube \u00e7a a plus de 10 ans maintenant les m\u00e9dias nous respectent FAUX
\nFaire 8 ans d\u2019allemand c\u2019est super utile dans la vie FAUX
\nQuand tu vas en boite en couple tu t\u2019amuses vraiment FAUX
\nSi j\u2019ai t\u00e9l\u00e9charg\u00e9 Tinder c\u2019est juste pour tester l\u2019appli FAUX
\nFaire la blague d\u2019enlever la casquette des gens, c\u2019est hyper marrant FAUX<\/p>\n

2\u00e8me COUPLET :
\nMon jogging me sert \u00e0 faire du jogging FAUX
\nJ\u2019remets jamais un cale\u00e7on deux jours de suite FAUX
\nJ\u2019te donnerai pas l\u2019code de mon portable mais j\u2019ai rien \u00e0 cacher FAUX
\nMes meilleures id\u00e9es sont celles que j\u2019ai sous weed FAUX
\nQuand j\u2019dis que c\u2019est la derni\u00e8re fois que je bois, c\u2019est bien la derni\u00e8re fois FAUX
\nSi dans tes DM j\u2019te propose un iPhone c\u2019est vraiment moi FAUX
\nJ’te l\u2019offrirai plus tard ton cadeau d\u2019anniv FAUX
\nQuand t\u2019es le seul de tes potes \u00e0 avoir le permis tu d\u2019viens taxi AH \u00c7A C\u2019EST VRAI \u00c7A ! <\/p>\n

3\u00e8me COUPLET :
\nLe d\u00e9bat chocolatine \/ pain au chocolat est passionnant FAUX
\nPour faire les b\u00e9b\u00e9s papa met une petite graine dans maman FAUX
\nLes vegans parlent souvent d\u2019autre chose que du fait d\u2019\u00eatre vegan FAUX
\nLa photo du burger et celui servi sont ressemblants FAUX
\nTa premi\u00e8re fois s\u2019est vraiment pass\u00e9e comme tu l\u2019imaginais FAUX
\nDepuis que t\u2019es en couple t\u2019as clairement arr\u00eat\u00e9 d\u2019te masturber FAUX
\nSi tu t\u2019mets au fond de la classe c\u2019est parce que tu vois mieux de loin FAUX
\nT\u2019es capable de citer une chanson du groupe dont tu portes le t-shirt FAUX<\/p>\n

Si j\u2019ai commenc\u00e9 les vid\u00e9os c\u2019est parce que j\u2019\u00e9tais un enfant \u00e0 probl\u00e8me,
\nJe n\u2019avais pas vraiment d\u2019amis, je me suis r\u00e9fugi\u00e9 dans mon univers… C\u2019est FAUX j\u2019\u00e9tais un mec normal !<\/p>\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n<\/span>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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