“A Florida woman who became known in Internet memes as the “attractive convict” after a 2010 arrest is suing a website for using her mugshot to make a profit. Meagan Simmons’ mugshot following her July 25, 2010, arrest for drunk driving has seen her photo make top hot mugshots lists …
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Arm Thy Neighbor | Guns For Jesus – What Could Go Wrong?
“The Kentucky Baptist Convention wants to “point people to Christ” by giving away guns at Second Amendment Celebrations hosted across the state. In the words of spokesman Chuck McAlister the strategy is “outreach to rednecks,” and 1,000 people are expected to attend the next event. To lure the nonreligious into …
Read More »This Empty Room At The CPAC Minority Outreach Panel Sums It Up
*Thursday afternoon, CPAC hosted a panel on GOP outreach into minority communities. The panel included Virginia Senate candidate Ed Gillespie and a panel of Republican political strategists: Jason Roe, Elroy Sailor, and Robert Woodson. The panel delivered a remarkably pointed review of GOP voter outreach (largely its failures) and explained, …
Read More »Truth or Truth with Stephen Colbert
Jimmy and Stephen sit down for an epic game of Truth or Truth that includes questions about the type of underwear Stephen wears, Jimmy’s biggest regret and Stephen’s romance with horses. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c …
Read More »Thank You Notes: Mardi Gras, Frozen Margaritas, Kraft Singles
Jimmy pens thank you notes to Mardi Gras, frozen margaritas, Kraft Singles and more. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 11:35/10:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy …
Read More »Orgasm Button For Women, The Science Is… Almost There…
“Slightly more complicated than a pair of vibrating panties, the device is geared towards women suffering from orgasmic dysfunction For anyone who thought science wasn’t sexy, take note: a surgeon has found a way to make women orgasm with just the touch of a button. But don’t put your name …
Read More »‘Upskirt Pics’ Banned After Outcry Following Controversial Ruling
“Fueled by public outcry, a bill to outlaw what’s known as “upskirting,” the practice of secretly snapping certain sexual photos, rocketed through the Massachusetts Legislature Thursday in an extraordinary show of legislative will. The uncommon speed of the bill was a marked shift for the Legislature, which often moves at …
Read More »Marry Your Cousin But Watch Out For Mongoloid Kids, Says Crazy Uncle Pat
“Televangelist Pat Robertson on Tuesday gave his viewers permission to marry their first cousins as long as they did not have “mongoloid” children. “A close friend of mine believes that the person God wants her to marry is her first cousin,” a viewer explained in a letter to Robertson. “There …
Read More »Longevity Tips From 116-Year-Old Woman + One Really Important One
“Misao Okawa, a Japanese woman believed to be the world’s oldest person, turned 116 on Wednesday and celebrated by tucking into a white cake decorated with strawberries and candles. She credits a healthy appetite and getting plenty of rest for her longevity. Okawa was born in 1898 – the year …
Read More »Christians Upset Over Noah’s Ark Russell Crowe Movie
*According to The Wrap, Paramount Pictures has edited Darren Aronofsky’s Noah — which stars Russell Crowe in the titular role — in order to avoid offending Christian viewers. Aronofsky allegedly told an associate that he was “not happy” when he learned that Paramount had appended a disclaimer to both the …
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