“Since leaving public office, Dick Cheney has made the rounds on cable TV and did a stint in the hospital for a heart transplant. But one congressman suggests there’s an even more unpleasant destination awaiting the former vice president: the firey blazes of h-e-double-hockey-sticks. Rep. Walter Jones (R-N.C.) said as …

“It isn’t the Shroud of Turin. It’s the Turd of Brooklyn. Jim Lawry of Brooklyn, Ohio, tells NewsNet5 that he’s “amazed” by the image of Jesus Christ that he, family and friends see in a bird poop plopped on his windshield. He told the station he thinks it’s a sign.”* …

“After dressing up in blackface and a large Afro for a Purim holiday party that he hosted on Sunday, Brooklyn Assemblyman Dov Hikind is facing a lot of criticism today. Hikind is defending the costume, which also included a bright orange basketball jersey and a pair of dark sunglasses, and …

“Any mother or father knows that honesty is rarely the best policy when raising little kids. Parenting is basically just a series of subterfuges and total fabrications (“Vegetables are delicious”; “The iPad is not a toy”; “It’s not like mommy and daddy are having fun without you when you go …

“The Arkansas House voted 53 to 28 on Wednesday to override Gov. Mike Beebe’s veto of a bill that would outlaw most abortions starting in the 20th week of pregnancy, hours after a State Senate committee approved a package of even tighter restrictions. The Republican-controlled State Senate, which overwhelmingly backed …

“The state of Georgia has been swift in trying to overturn a stay of execution ruling in the case of intellectually disabled death row inmate Warren Hill. As Salon noted, Hill was granted a stay of execution earlier this week just 30 minutes before he was scheduled to receive the …

“There was good news and bad news for Fox News in the February cable news ratings. The good news? Fox News once again had the top 13 programs — much better than January, where it failed to sweep the top 10 for the first time in years and had its …

“RedState’s Erick Erickson took aim at conservative media Wednesday for “failing to advance ideas and stories” and not concentrating on the essentials of reporting.”* Why did conservatives lose so badly in the 2012 elections? Was it a branding problem? Redstate seems to think so, but they and other conservative media …

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“A man was missing early Friday after a large sinkhole opened under the bedroom of a house near Tampa and his brother says the man screamed for help before he disappeared. The 36-year-old man’s brother told rescue crews he heard a loud crash around 11 p.m. Thursday, then heard his …